Listen up ‘yall, I am about to drop you the info straight efficient like. Awwwww....yeah!!!
Ok, I wasn't very good with the lingo, but yesterday was quite eventful. After 3 years off, I finally went back to taking flying lessons, or should I say, flight school. Ok, my thoughts on my first day back. First, I thought I was going to get to fly…nope. When I was taking lessons before, the instructor just took me up in the airplane and we flew, but now, I have to actually sit through a lecture. Wow, I am back in school so to speak. At least I will now know what actually makes the plane fly. Anyway, I will have more updates to come on my quest to be a licensed pilot.
On another note, there are some things in this world that are just never going to happen. For example, the Lions winning a Superbowl, Meagan getting her driver’s license, Mat eating corn on the cob. Well, you can cross off Becki and Rich building their house. There is finally a hole on their property and this one isn’t going to be a swimming pool! When Melinda called me to let me know, I made her go take a picture just to make sure it wasn’t an illusion. It is the same reaction I would have if she called and said she saw the Michigan Panther. By the way, what ever happened to the Michigan panther? Oh well, I can ponder that in another post. The point is, they will be moving to our neighborhood soon.
Can I just say, I love Cops!!! Not police officers, the show Cops. Last night, they came to arrest this guy who was living in a modified school bus because he had like 18 bench warrants out for his arrest. This bus had a TV and all the comforts of home. Actually, it was his home. Now when I was a kid, if I saw this modified school bus, I would have thought it was cool, but now I just think white trash. Back to the story, there were 6 or so officers outside the bus and they were asking him to come out. He was resisting the urge to exit the bus because he was afraid someone would steal his stuff when he was gone. Next, some guy, apparently a friend, stopped by and tried to persuade the guy to exit the bus. He told the bus guy that he would be right down to the station to post bond and he would have him out that evening. Sounds like the friend has done the whole posting bond thing before. In the end, the guy exited the bus crying and they slapped on the cuffs and ran him downtown. That was such a happy ending. The only thing that I pondered after that episode was how I could find out the guy’s name so I could write MTV to get that guy and his bus on Pimp My Ride. I can see it now: “This is X to the Z Xzibit and the Cops bus guy has no idea that we are going to post his bond and pimp his ride!”