Ok, this is guy is stupid, but don’t call him lazy:
Christmas Tree Crime
So, if I was going to trespass and steal a Christmas tree, I would cut the tree down, load it into a pickup and then haul it away. That way, there would be no trail of pinecones and needles. This guy lived in Winnipeg, not the most populated place in the world. Why didn’t he just drive out to the forest to perpetrate his crime. He could have cut down the tree, loaded it, enjoyed Christmas and not been caught. Maybe he was lazy since he didn’t drive to the outskirts of town to cut down a tree. Anyway, his story is that he bought the tree from a door-to-door salesman. Nice! Now he is getting charged with receiving stolen property. All I can do is shake my head to this one.
Of course you would know how to scam a tree....you and Bruce used to do it after Christmas! :)
ReplyDeleteAh yes, the infamous "Blowing Up The Christmas Tree". Great stuff. Can't remember my favorite ignition method... flaming arrow, flaming spear, civil war pistol... so many good ornaments gone to waste.
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